id do terrible things to numerous good people to be able to work on something this cool in the future

like
idk
forcefeed them turrons until they hate the taste (diabolical)

delight to work on this

HELL YEAAA sprite anims lets GO haha i love these--

the typical kultisti quality i've come to expect
5.5 / 5

nice n short, love the lowpoly style and im amazed this loads so quickly in browser even with my mageslow download speed-!!
also also shotouts to astroid, didnt know u make music, as if illustration and animation was enough skills to have, haha

score: 1105
a real kult classic of a browser game, youve really mastered this genre!

ooooh i love the distortion on the guitar! sounds so "twangy" what kinda distortion is it?

definitely feels longer than a minute 20 seconds, p great, could easily end up in one of those "math rock to listen to whilst the postman flirts with your mom" compliations haha

never heard of corporate-wave before but this sure af is it
when someone tries to sell me a robodick im certain this would play

entirely canon

I'm trying to read the Mob ad....
is it 「サイコヘルパー？？」 and the bottom is too small...

amazing detail, very fun to peruse

god's light cannot reach this place and you are to blame